Re: Holy boop: goto for Java

From:
Joshua Cranmer <Pidgeot18@verizon.invalid>
Newsgroups:
comp.lang.java.programmer
Date:
Mon, 04 Jun 2012 07:28:08 -0400
Message-ID:
<jqi64d$8bt$2@dont-email.me>
On 6/3/2012 11:03 PM, Daniel Pitts wrote:

On 6/3/12 7:36 PM, markspace wrote:

Just looking for an extended answer to an earlier question (strings in a
case-switch statement), I found this on Joe Darcy's blog:

"Summary

"Provide the benefits of the time-testing goto control structure to Java
programs. The Java language has a history of adding new control
structures over time, the assert statement in 1.4, the enhanced for-loop
in 1.5,and try-with-resources in 7. Having support for goto is
long-overdue and simple to implement since the JVM already has goto
instructions."

<https://blogs.oracle.com/darcy/entry/upcoming_jep>

Holy booping bat boop Batman!


Check the date of that article before getting to excited/disappointed ;-)


When I first saw that article, I got as far as posting it in an IRC
channel [without context] before I realized it was an joke. Fortunately,
I realized the joke before any discussion started up around it :-P .

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