Re: New Core JAVA Batch in Greater Noida (India)

From:
Lew <lewbloch@gmail.com>
Newsgroups:
comp.lang.java.programmer
Date:
Tue, 4 Dec 2012 12:46:34 -0800 (PST)
Message-ID:
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On Monday, December 3, 2012 9:48:47 PM UTC-8, nitin agrawal wrote:

I will start a new JAVA [sic] batch in Greater Noida at January 19, 2013. I will cover C++, core java [sic]
and J2EE technologies, design principles and UML in depth. At the end of training, you will work on a
live industrial project and we will certify your excellence.

Course Benefits:

Your hard work and our efforts will help you to crack any technical interview


except ones dealing with current technology.

Full coverage of Core JAVA [sic] as required to crack a technical interview and SCJP

Certificate of Excellence is provided at the end of course.


Worth the paper it's printed on, perhaps.
 

You will have a chance to work on live project.

You will have a lifetime technical support.


"A" lifetime? Which one?

Course Contents

C and C++

OOAD concepts with UML

Core Java 1.4


Out of date. Java is at version 7. Version 1.4 was end-of-life over four years ago!

And you finally spelled "Java" right after four tries.

Multithreading


The Java 5+ memory model is significantly different from the Java 1.4 obsolete model.

Cloning


Isn't that biology?

Serialization

Singleton Class

Inner Classes


Do you know the difference between nested classes and inner nested classes in Java,
Oh Omniscient Guru?

IO [sic]
Collection [sic] Framework
Collection [sic, again] Framework
JAVA 5, JAVA 6 and JAVA 7 features


[sic], [sic] and [sic]. I guess that one time was accidental, huh?

Servlet and JSP


Which servlet?

Struts


Why?

Hibernate
Spring
Project at the end of course
Start Date:
          January 19, 2013


Stay away, far away.

Duration:
        3 Months


For material you could master in a week.

Time:
        Saturday: 9 AM to 1 PM


Four hours of your life you'll never recover.

        Sunday: 9 AM to 1 PM


bis

Fee:
       INR 8000


It'd be a bargain for a tenth the price!

How to Register

       You need to register yourself by submitting the registration fee Rs 1500 at above mentioned address.


Good luck getting it back.

       Send a mail to rabidbat@ with below details

       Full Name:
       Mail - ID:
       Experience:
       Company / College:
       Mobile Number:


What about national ID number, mother's maiden name, name of your first pet and your
Facebook password?

--
Lew

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