Re: Excellent Java consultant available immediately

From:
"Daniel Pitts" <googlegroupie@coloraura.com>
Newsgroups:
comp.lang.java.programmer
Date:
26 Jan 2007 21:26:03 -0800
Message-ID:
<1169875563.619712.50180@v45g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>
On Jan 26, 10:02 am, "mandar" <mandar...@gmail.com> wrote:

Hi,

Hello.

I have excellent Java consultant available immediately.

Good, tell him to apply at a Company, rather than a public meeting
place.

Kindly contact me on the below given number for your DIRECT CLIENT
requirements.

Wha?

Consultant name : Ramchandran

Is that a first or last name?

Summary

=B7 7 years experience in the field of Software Development

I've got 17, and I'm only 25 :-)

=B7 Expertise in full Software Development Life Cycle (SDLC)

Is SDLC an actual accronym, or are you just trying to embelish?

=B7 Expertise in J2EE architecture and application development using
Java, JSP, Servlet, JDBC, XML, MVC, Struts, Websphere, Weblogic.

I personally know Java, JSP, Servlet, iBatis, Hibernate, XML, SGML,
Spring Framework, Spring Web Flow, Resin, Lucen, Solr.

=B7 Expertise Weblogic portal

Didn't you already list Weblogic?

=B7 Expertise in development of Distributed Components Architecture
using J2EE, 3-tiered systems design and development

Ah, so overengineering comes naturally?

=B7 Expertise in RDBMS concepts like triggers cursor, run stats with
extensive working knowledge of databases Oracle, and SQL Server.

What, no Access? Lol.

=B7 Expertise in Object oriented design and development process using
UML and design patterns.

Repeat: Ah, so overengineering comes naturally?

=B7 Expertise in Java, JSP, Java Beans, XML, XSLT.

Hmm, didn't you list Java, JSP, and XML before? I guess I'm not the
only one repeating myself.
Although, I have to say, telling people you know XML can mean too many
things, and therefor your claim is meaningless.

=B7 Database designing, PL/SQL programming. Working with PL/SQL
scripts, SQL, Writing stored procedures. etc.

Doesn't that come along with knowing RDBMS?

=B7 Expertise in Oracle 9,8.i/7.1, and SQL Server 6.5 / 7.0 / 2000

Repeating yourself again?

Skill Summary:

Programming Language Java/J2EE (JSP, Servlets)

J2EE is a framework, not a language. No mention of EJB's? Hmm...

Database Oracle 8x/9x, MySQL 3.x, 4, PostgreSQL, MS SQL 2000.

What? MySQL has a version 5 out, which has support for Stored
Proceedures.

Platforms UNIX, Linux, Windows (all versions)

You program Java for Windows 3.11?
Do you have experience on NetBSD?

Frameworks Web Application Framework: Jakarta Struts 1.1, Cocoon 2.0=

..1
What about J2EE?

Markup Languages/Client Side scripting XML, XSLT, HTML, dHTML,
JavaScript.CSS

Whoopy, you know scripting languages. You forgot to mention Ajax.

Application Servers Jakarta Tomcat 3,4., JBoss, BEA Weblogic, 7.X,
8.1,Sunone7.1, Websphere

Meh, I can't say much about this.

Modeling language UML

Sure you can model, but can you test drive your development?

Project Planning MS project , Scrum Methodology

Agile good, Waterfall bad.

Version Control System VSS, Perforce.

*Bleach* CVS, SVN?

Tools / Utilities Jakarta Ant, Rational Rose
IDE Eclipse 3.x, IntelliJ IDEA

What version of IDEA?

Software Process Exposure to software process and documentation li=

ke

SRS, SDD, etc.

Okay, whatever that means.

Exposure to software Development Management Like Scrum

"Exposure to" or "skilled in"? You have a bad tendency of repeating
repeating yourself.

Quality Assurance ISO 9001: 2000 Requirements & Quality Audit

Uh huh.

Thanks & Regards,

You're welcome & hope this helps.

Mandar
402 408 6601


Daniel
(clasified number)

Sorry, I really should be nicer.
Too be honest, if I was asked to interview this applicant, I'd fire my
screener.
Smells too much like buzzword complience and too little like realworld
innovation and productivity.

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