Re: Test yourself now! (in idle banter)

From:

Daniele Futtorovic <da.futt.news@laposte.invalid>

Newsgroups:

comp.lang.java.programmer

Date:

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:12:45 +0200

Message-ID:

<g93ncr$pnr$1@registered.motzarella.org>

On 27/08/2008 15:15, Leihcim allegedly wrote:

/***
   *
      *T*H
         *
         R
         **O*
           *
            W**M
               *
               E
               *!!!
                  *
               ************
          *******///***********
       /*+*/ public ///**********
      /*++*/ class Bomb extends//*-*
    Throwable{public Bomb(){explode//*-_
   ();}public Bomb(String curse){ explode
  ();}private void explode(){for(int $=0; $
  <10;++$){System.out.print("tick.......");
  try{Thread.currentThread().sleep(800);}//
  catch (InterruptedException bombSquad){//
  System.out.println("Defused! Nooooooo!");
  }}System.out.println("BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
   +"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!");
    System.exit(666);}}class Bomber{//123
     public static void main(String[]//4
      args) throws Bomb{new Bomb();}}//
       /***...%#~~~++===%#$~(#)(#$+
           ********************
                **********/

Found this one on a t-shirt once....

Oh dear... considering how the intelligence level of security grunts and
pigs altogether makes you wonder whether there is such a thing as an
absolute zero, I'd be careful not to stroll into an airport with such a
shirt. You might get charged with cyberterrorism -- that the T-shirt
contains a virus which makes, uh... some device explode.

.... *thinks* ...

Hmm, maybe I should buy my boss one.

--
DF.